Micheal Avenatti has been charged with stealing $300,000 from his former client Stormy Daniels and “stealing her identity”.

- If I was gonna steal someone’s identity, I don’t think I’d pick someone who’d give me an STD.

Emerald Cut 2.00 Ct Diamond Engagement Ring Real 18K pink gold Ring Size 7 8 6.5DIAMOND NEAT FLOWER CLUSTER RING 9ct gold 9 stone mille grain split shoulder.

A survey found that parents think young children should start focusing on their career choice by the age of five.

- I agree! By the time I was five I had already definitely decided I was going to become either Batman or a Bus Driver.

Estate Brown Diamond 18K gold Cluster Ring 7.4 GramsDiamond Peace Sign 14k pink gold Ring.

A 44 year old man in China woke up after a night of heavy drinking to find that his, um, well, you know, had been severed.

- Note to Guys: Pay attention the next time your bartender says she’s going to “Cut you off”.

- He never should have agreed to that game of “Strip Bobbitt”.

Certified 3.50Ct Pear Cut Sparkle Diamond Halo Engagement Ring in 14K White goldDiamond Pt900 (Platinum) Ring Platinum 900 Diamond Ring Carat 0.35 Auth.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says that growing “Cauliflower” is a sign of “Colonialism” and people should grow vegetables that represent their cultural heritage.

- Here’s an idea… How about growing vegetables that you actually like to eat???

Morellato Corno Acero black Cuarzo Colgante SYU05 xwbcpk2053-Jewelry

Certified Laveder Natural A Jade jadeite Pendant Dragon Spit Bead 生意兴442695DIAMOND RING NATURAL G SI DIAMONDS AND 1.1 GRAM 14K YELLOW gold.

First they told us not to French Kiss COWS, now the Centers for Disease Control is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” CHICKENS after an outbreak of salmonella sickened 52 people in multiple states.

- Oh sure… Kissing Chickens is always fun until somebody gets food poisoning.

- And just like that I have to change my Memorial Day Weekend plans.

- Multiple states, huh? Apparently “Poultry Snuggling” is more popular than I thought.

CLASS 9K 9CT WHITE gold INDIAN RUBY DIAMOND ART DECO INS RING FREE RESIZEDIAMOND RING 10K gold SEMI MOUNT (CENTER TAKES 1.0CT ROUND) FINGER SIZE 6.25.

Kim Kardashian alerted her nearly 61 million Twitter followers to the fact that she had “a serious complaint” with the Jack in the Box hamburger chain.

- I’m bettin’ it had something to do with the buns being too small.

Collana women 299C1 Perle Bianco PerlaDiamond Ring 18ct White gold Stunning Ladies Size L Y100.

The 2019 World Beard and Mustache Championships are underway in Belgium with male categories for best mustache, partial beard and full beard. They’re also handing out prizes to women for best “Artificial Facial Hair”.

- Then there’s the “Bruce Jenner Award” which goes to the Woman with the best REAL facial hair.

Collar Antica Murrina Venezia avogaria coa86a19 Vidrio MulticolorDiamond ring guard preowned 1 Carat Total.

Have a Happy & Safe Memorial Day Weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday!

-Dick